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[Mar. 20th, 2006|09:11 pm] |
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.
Mine is '...corn under the burning sun mows down the yellow...'
from the book The Poems of Catullus LXIV |
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[Mar. 17th, 2006|09:22 pm] |
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omg just a few more days.... i'm going to be a video game playing mother fuxor. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2006|08:32 pm] |
Yay?
 If i was a serial killer i would be Richard Ramirez.
The Night Stalker "a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Jack the Ripper"
Over the course of a few months Richard Ramirez would go on to rape, sodomize and murder over 16 people in the Los Angles area. Viciously stabbing or shooting his victims, Ramirez would go as far as gouging out their eyes and stabbing their chests repeatedly to the point of complete mutilation. Basing his murders around satanic rituals,he would scrawl demonic pentagrams around the victims home's he would break into at random.
Kill count: 16
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now! |
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[Feb. 10th, 2006|09:24 pm] |
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Mark and I were in the doller store today and I over heard a little boy saying to his mother 'Grandpa died yesterday becaue we didn't love him. Didn't he Mommy?' LOL! God how I wanted to slap him for being so damn funny. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2005|07:49 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I turned ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) triggur in for eating carbs (3 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I punched aqualunae_dream in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed triggur's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (28 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
MizUnikorn |
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[Oct. 31st, 2005|08:36 pm] |
Here's the candy those little fuckers missed out on.
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[Oct. 31st, 2005|07:07 pm] |
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I'm so fucking pissed off right now. Here I am at 7:20 in the P.M. on Halloween. I have like 8 bags of candy sitting in a bowl and I have not got one single fucking trick-or-treater. Those little bastards >=\
Just cuz it's a little wet outside nobody is trick-or-treating. When I was a kid it would be freezing outside and my brother and I would always go to every house we could. Kids today are such pussies. I even did pumpkins, one of which caved in on its self this morning. Oh well, I'm going to look on the bright side. I can eat all the Take 5 bars, M&M's, Mini Oreos, Snickers, Butterfinger Crisps, Gummi Krabby Pattys, White Chocolate Reeses and suckers. I might even share with Mark and Tandi. I'm not gonna eat these things called Candy Sicks. I didn't think they would be so nasty. Basicly it's like a small log of powdered sugar in a box with some kind of superhero on the front. Like X-men or Spider Man or something. I'll give those to Ty. Oh well... I'mma eat me some candies now. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2005|09:34 am] |
Name: Jessica
Birthday: Feb. 8th '82
Birthplace: Washington State
Current Location: Auburn, Wash.
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: White folks
The Shoes You Wore Today: I had Marks sandles on for a bit
Your Weakness: Kittys and cheesecake
Your Fears: Crowds and tight places
Your Perfect Pizza: That Garlic chicken pizza from Pappa Merphys
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a bigger Tv
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: =D
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: My 6 pack o.O
Your Bedtime: 10:30 on a work night
Your Most Missed Memory: Uhh... My grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Yeah but not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Just about every day
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No, schools for dummies
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not that much
Are you a Health Freak: Far from it
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: they turn me on
Do you play an Instrument: I played trombone in 6th grade =D!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Only with Mark
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope but I would like to
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Fat people can't Skinny Dip
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I think it was a sandwitch from Safeway =D
Ever been Drunk: Twice
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Fire Ants
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: About the same as me if not shorter
Weight: Chunky
Best Clothing Style: Preppyish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 100ish
Number of Piercings: 2 now
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 69 lol |
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[Sep. 4th, 2005|12:31 pm] |
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We're moving tomorrow! I get the key from Mel some time in the A.M. and then we can start moving our shit in. I just got done loading up the truck with all the shit from the storage thing in the backyard. Just about everything else is packed. I just need to toss all of Marks books, my DVDs and a bunch of CDs into the back of my car. Still have to move all the big stuff though. Bed, cat tree, dresser, whatnots. We don't get the cable/interweb hooked up until Thursday =\ Oh well. |
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[Aug. 17th, 2005|08:27 pm] |
MizUnikorn: walmart?
cheat destiny: tonight?
MizUnikorn: if you want
cheat destiny: fer what
MizUnikorn: it's open 24 hours
cheat destiny: you want to start buying stuff tonight?
MizUnikorn: cat carrier
cheat destiny: oh oh oh ok sure
cheat destiny: can you drive? i'm on e and i haven't unhooked my battery yet
MizUnikorn: you're on e?
MizUnikorn: i didn't know you did X
cheat destiny: well my gas tank is
MizUnikorn: oh
cheat destiny: LOL stfu
MizUnikorn: lol |
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| the leftovers |
[Aug. 17th, 2005|02:23 am] |
 Soggy Ozlow
 Me looking all crazy and stuff |
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| My Fish |
[Aug. 17th, 2005|02:19 am] |
 Dookie my 1st fish
 Azul my 2nd fish
 Mugatu my 3rd fish
 Momo my 4th fish
 Sideswipe my 5th fish
 Rah my 6th fish |
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| My cats |
[Aug. 17th, 2005|02:06 am] |
 Frownie
 Ozlow
 Bubba my baby
 Ninelives |
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